“A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart
So they’re now off the shelves at the K-Mart”

- Ed’s Redeeming Qualities, “Pegged In The Head With a Lawn Dart”

Not sure why I like this one so much. Seems to capture something.

Thursday, 9 April 2009, 17:08 | Category : Uncategorized
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“Don’t you know about the new fashion honey?
All you need are looks and a whole lotta money.

So soft

- Billy Joel, “It’s still Rock and Roll to Me

OK. It’s Billy Joel. What are ya gonna do? He could have been the “rick rolled” guy.

Thursday, 2 April 2009, 6:48 | Category : Uncategorized
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“The universe is expanding
Is it a good thing, or a bad thing?

- 4 Hr. Ramona, “Any Day Now

Classic Seattle band 4 Hr. Ramona. Try asking your local reference librarian this question.

Monday, 30 March 2009, 15:26 | Category : Uncategorized
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“Woke up in the morning peculiar feeling
Looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling”

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- Beastie Boys, “Egg Man

One of my all time favorite rock couplets. Fun to say over and over.

Sunday, 29 March 2009, 9:51 | Category : Uncategorized
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“Sheep go to heaven
Goats go to hell”


- Cake, “Sheep go to Heaven

One of my favorite “is it deep or not” lyrics. Just two dumb silly lines, but if you look at them with a tilted head, it becomes a profound statement. Or, then again, maybe not. Like one of those 3D-style photos that shows you two images depending on what angle you look at it.

Sunday, 29 March 2009, 5:54 | Category : Uncategorized
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“I backed my car into a cop car the other day
Well he just drove off sometimes life’s ok”

- Modest Mouse, “Float On

Sunday, 29 March 2009, 5:29 | Category : Uncategorized
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“I got up so tight, I couldn’t unwind
I saw so much, I broke my mind.”

- Kenny RogersJust Dropped In

What condition is your condition in?

Saturday, 28 March 2009, 19:21 | Category : Uncategorized
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“Well I sit and I pray
In my broken down Chevrolet”

- Social Distortion, “Ball and Chain

The great thing here is how much they are able to fit into so little. With just two lines of poetry, you get a detailed vision of a moment and a life.

Saturday, 28 March 2009, 19:08 | Category : Uncategorized
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I believe in this and it’s been tested by research
He who fucks nuns will later join the church

- The Clash, “Death or Glory

The “test by research” part kills me.

Saturday, 28 March 2009, 18:52 | Category : Uncategorized
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“All I am
Is all I’ll ever be”

-melodynife, “Yours Eternally”

I’m going to start off with my favorite 2-liner from my brother’s band. Also my favorite “so shallow it’s deep and vice versa” couplet.

Saturday, 28 March 2009, 18:42 | Category : Uncategorized
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